Cyprus

In two words: It blows (during the offseason anyway). There's no night life and everything's closed. This all would have still been fine: I planned to play golf and scuba dive, except that on the first day, I stumbled, and grabbed a nearby fence that didn't look anywhere near as sharp as it actually was. 5 stitches although two of them have come out already. I've left out the thumbnail for those of you who don't want to look.

Hopefully the remaining ones can come out in the next couple of days.